Buttons are a Bitch

I can't say I exactly love switching my passion for shopping to things for the disabled, but I do need a little help.  Dressing is getting to be a real chore (perhaps I'll go back to wearing nothing as I insisted on doing when I was three).  Buttons are a real bitch and I can see my future wardrobe with nothing but velcro, elastic and pull on and over clothes.  I'll look like the majority of tourists in New York City.  I might have to kill myself first.  But not yet dammit!

BAD THING


I found this button assister to be worthless.  Even Chuck had trouble with it:

GOOD THING  On the other hand, this grabber is a must have for everyone -  I'm going to order several more and pass them out as party favors: